I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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