i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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