Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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