Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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