Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
