My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I am never drinking with the goths again.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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