ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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