We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I lost the right to judge tonight
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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