This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I met the friendliest cop last night
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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