census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You've changed since you got that strap on
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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