my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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