Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
