Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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