I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
we're chasing vodka with high fives
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
