When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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