Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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