no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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