So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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