they need to just BURY HIM!
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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