after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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