I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
did you just send me my own nude
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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