we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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