I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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