Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize