So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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