I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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