just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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