Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize