The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
