I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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