everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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