he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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