fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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