Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My cat gives me a boner
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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