the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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