I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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