i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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