Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Acid is not a monday night drug
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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