So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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