Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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