His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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