How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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