when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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