Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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