found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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