singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
