i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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