I want to stick my p in your. b.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Is Oprah even human
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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