Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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