He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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