i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
