i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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